thisiselliz:

kids: Daddy

future me: dont call me that

kids: why not dad?

future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all

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thelaughingcyborg:

fullmetalfisting:

agents-of-sobs:

hoemami:

hot n cold by katy perry was such a 6th grade anthem like remember when people wore converse sneakers and would straighten only their bangs and had an ipod touch with the background that said muffins are just ugly cupcakes

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT 2008!!!!

“6th grade”

“6th grade”

“2008″

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Originally posted by ariellevictoriawoolf

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When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

thugilly:

whatalansays:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

trannysaurus–rex:

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I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

Time to delete my account.

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benjaminblue:

figmentforms:

I GOT TO DO A GUEST COMIC FOR ‘Manly Guys Doing Manly Things’!!!! :D

You can find it up here on the official website!!

And thanks so much to @coelasquid​‘s for letting me do this! It was super exciting to get to help out with a webcomic that I’ve been a fan of for years!

This is great!!!

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squided:
“ davekat:
“ u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you
”
Not risking it
”

squided:

davekat:

u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you

Not risking it

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weird-biscuits:

xxxkyrareaperxxx:

cracked:

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

Reblog to save a life

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jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

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